📚 Theory Silk Sleeveless Blouse – Size L – Tweedy, Moody, & Ready for Tenure 📚
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📚 Theory Silk Sleeveless Blouse – Size L – Tweedy, Moody, & Ready for Tenure 📚
This is the blouse you wear when you want to look like you just emerged from a mahogany library, clutching a worn copy of The Bell Jar, but you still know how to send a perfectly scathing email in under 90 seconds.
From Theory (the brand that whispers I read The Economist for fun), this sleeveless silk top features a tweed-inspired print without any of the tweed itch. Dark academia meets rich aunt energy meets “adjunct professor of aesthetics.”
Size Large – fits like you own multiple fountain pens
100% silk (so yes, it swishes when you power-walk)
High neck with keyhole back – professional and mysterious
Colors: dark charcoal, ivory, maybe the exact shade of stormy regrets
Ideal for layering under blazers, trench coats, existential dread
📖 Perfect for:
Job interviews at liberal arts colleges
Secret society recruitment mixers
Looking smarter than your coworkers on Zoom
💬 In excellent condition – like your GPA before senior year.
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