Green MNG (mango?) Large Women's Slip Bright Green Skirt

Let me tell you about the time this skirt saved my entire day (and possibly my reputation). I'd boug... Show more

Let me tell you about the time this skirt saved my entire day (and possibly my reputation). I'd bought it on a whim, convinced it would only see the light of day for a very specific "garden party chic" event that, spoiler alert, never happened. It sat in my closet, a beacon of untapped potential. Then came "that morning." You know the one: alarm clock decided to play hide-and-seek, coffee machine staged a rebellion, and my cat (bless her cotton socks) chose that exact moment to express her artistic vision all over my "safe" black trousers. Panic. Utter, unadulterated panic. As I stared blankly into the abyss of my wardrobe, this emerald marvel caught my eye. "No," I thought, "it's too much. Too green." But with literally 3 minutes to spare before my Zoom call, and nothing else clean, I grabbed it. Threw on a trusty white tee, shoved my feet into the nearest (thankfully clean) Chucks, and did the quickest French-tuck in history. I logged onto the video call, mentally bracing for judgment. Instead, Sarah from accounting (who usually only comments on spreadsheets) gasped, "OMG, I LOVE your skirt! That green is EVERYTHING!" Suddenly, my bed-head and the faint scent of cat-related chaos didn't matter. The skirt had arrived, and it had brought its own personal spotlight.